I'm not even going to begin to try and recount my life for these past 3-4 months. I'll just kinda hit the big points I suppose.
1. Christmas was awesome.
2. New Year was awesome.
3. I don't remember January.
4. Valentines day was a success.
5. Spring Break down in St. George with my best friends was an epic success. One that will live on in my memory for the remainder of my days. Oh the joys, the heartache, the terrible purple drank, and the gut busting laughter in bed. Fond memories.
6. April Fools Day, also known as MINE AND LIZZIE'S ANNIVERSARY: Success. We decided to celebrate the whole weekened because this year was a leap year so Saturday was technically a year (365 days), while Sunday was our calendar anniversary. It was nice. Never done a year consecutively before. Look at me, all growing (not) up :).
That's it. haha
Another thing to note:
After much flip flopping and many months, and almost years, of indecision, I've finally made up my mind about going on a mission. The epic answer is....
I'M GOING.
Yes, I am taking FOREVER. Believe me, it's felt like a varitable eternity..
I know what you're thinking.
"Pft.. There you go again, Earl. You're such a tease. I love teases."
Well shut up. I know I haven't been the most concrete in my decision making process, but it's final. It's decided. It's done. The die has been cast. The train is leaving the station. The smokers have lit the bed on fire. I'M GOING.
It still might take a while.. If you really want to know what's up, ask me. Maybe I'll tell you.
I decided to go for many reasons; none of which I shall list in this post. Again, if you want to know more just ask and ye shall receive.
That's exciting, right? Know what else is exciting? Ke$ha is white.
I know, right? Who knew?
Anyways, as this post winds down, I would just like to say,
Sorry
for being absent for months.
I suck.
Do I feel bad?
Not really. But social protocal dictates that I offer up a public apology, so there it is.
Also, there was something else I was just about to type, but I was too caught up in the Big Bang Theory reference to remember what it is. I hate that. I always forget things that I'm going to talk about. Then I think I almost remember it, and then it leaves again, just as quickly as I had almost re-grasped it.
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Good luck on your date!
I will!
Earl out
